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Panic Along With Stubby!
Federal Reserve
Fiat Fate
Hyperinflation
National Debt
Peak Oil
Pension Crisis
Realty Bubble
Social (in)Security

The Mogambo is right.
The dollar really is freakin' doomed!!!
Buy Gold!






 

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You Have Reached the End of the Financial Internet

Everything you really need to know about money, finance and investing is available here in one convenient if disturbing location. To look elsewhere would be a total waste of time. But in case you're still uncertain, the following 'FAQ' should address your concerns.

Q: Is this really the end of the financial Internet?

A: Yes. To get back to the Other End please click your browser's 'Back' button 3,307,998,701 times.
 

Q: Is this a professional web site or some kind of a joke?
A: Absolutely.

Q: Where are all the skyscrapers, pictures of serious, powerful looking people wearing ties, bulls charging through my living room and other established icons of financial professionalism to convey to me a sense of solidity and respectability?

A: They're right here.

Q: Why all the humor?

A: Because, as a friend one said, 'if we ever stopped laughing we'd never stop crying.'

Q: Why should I listen to Stubby?
A: Because Stubby is your friend and you trust your friends, don't you?

Q: Is Stubby a pessimist? Why all the doom and gloom?
A: Stubby used to be an optimist until he got mugged by Tinkerbelle.

Q: Why should I want to 'make money along with Stubby?'
A: You shouldn't, unless you'd be lonely making all this money all by yourself.

Q: I see lots of almost unbelievable trading and investing results. Is Stubby really as good as he says he is?

A: Stubby is not from this planet. On his world, zero is perfect and 100 is total failure. So you see, he's really not all that good.

Q: How do I know I'm smart enough to be a successful investor?

A: How many fingers are we holding up?

Q: Is it easier to get rich from investing or finding the right job?

A: How many fingers are we holding up?

Q: Isn't investing risky?

A: No riskier than living on a planet whose atmosphere is about as thick as the skin on an apple. After that, everything feels safe.

Q: How much money do I need to get started?

A: That's not important. Just invest everything you've got and we'll try to help you make some money on at least some of it.

Q: Is Stubby really as grumpy as he sounds?

A: Grumpier. But counseling is helping.

Q: Stubby sounds like a real right-winger. Is he a kook?

A: Stubby is not a kook. He is just epistemologically challenged.

Q: How do I get in touch with Stubby?
A: Stubby is not always in touch with himself, so that may be difficult. But can write to him here.

Q: Is Stubby a real person?
A: No. He is, like, totally unreal.

Q: Is Stubby licensed to give financial advice?
A: Stubby would never allow himself to be licensed by any agency that would have someone like him as a licensee.

Q: Can Stubby really teach anyone how to trade and invest?
A: No, only those who are educable and possess the necessary  Moxie.

Q: What is Moxie?
A: You are too young. Come back in another generation.

Q: What does Stubby really look like?
A: Do you mean at wavelengths other than the visual?

Q: Can't you answer a straight question?
A: Certainly, it's just that this isn't a true Euclidean universe so everything appears a little warped.

Q: Can I ask another question again some time?

A. Absolutely. How else will you ever learn anything?