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Is money the root of all evil or just a significant improvement over poverty? Is the economy being manipulated by powerful, hidden forces? (want in on the action?)

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The Mogambo is right.
The dollar really is freakin' doomed!!!
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Let's Cut to the Chase...


I sure hope I'm wrong about the following because it's easy to  make money by pandering to people's fears, and I certainly wouldn't want to steal any business from the government.

 

But I don't think I am wrong, and I don't think you'll think so either after an honest review of the information contained on this web site, with more being posted daily.

 

Here's the bottom line: Within the next several years the odds are exceedingly high that the world could experience a major financial shakeout, an economic bath that could make the Wall Street Crash of 1929 look like a dip in the pool.

 

In fact it could turn into the largest economic black hole the world has ever experienced.

All the signs are in place for those with eyes to see. There's enough information and evidence on this web site alone to convince the most incorrigible optimist that the canary is already unconscious; that the mine is filling with gas and likely to explode in the not too distant future.

 

If that should happen, how would it affect your family? What would you do to protect yourself? What can you do?

 

What can you do?...
Get rich, that's what!!!

 

Sure, that may sound callous, insensitive, opportunistic, whatever you'd care to label it. But it's true.

 

When the credit binges and socialist (welfare state) excesses of the past 30 years finally get wrung out and the wheels start to come off the global economy, here is what you can probably expect. In fact, you can expect these things to happen well before the canary croaks.


Crude oil will rise at least another 66% to over $100 a barrel.
The U.S. dollar will drop at least another 25%.

Gold will rise at least another 61% to over $1,000 an ounce.

Silver will rise at least another 350% to over $62 an ounce.
The U.S. stock market will drop at least 25% to a Dow of 9,000.
 

Plus, uranium will rise, water stocks will rise, interest rates will skyrocket, precious (rare) coins and collectibles will go through the roof, and on and on.

 

When the financial effluvium eventually hits the rotary airfoil, megatrends will unfold that you can ride all the way up or down and become rich in the process.

 

If you're not preparing for this eventuality, you could end up missing the biggest boat to leave port since Noah skippered the Ark.
 

Those who do nothing, or depend on the gubmint to help them are probably in for a very unpleasant surprise. Bottom line: Get with the program now or likely become a victim, and likely a very poor victim.

Which is why I urge you to investigate every link on this web site. There are many hours worth of material here, and some of it is not easy to find, especially when you didn't know to look for it in the first place, or where to find it even if you did!

 

I, Stubby Candles, am deeply and sincerely dedicated to helping the greatest number of individuals and families not just survive what many very bright minds fear is already unfolding (if still in slow motion), but to actually thrive in spite of it.

 

Ask yourself what you could have done if Al Gore had been born 100 years earlier (sorry) and the Internet had been around in 1929?

 

You could have known the truth about the what was coming at the end of the 'Roaring Twenties' and prepared to become disgustingly rich. Here's how.

 

First, you would have shorted the stock market at the top and bought gold. By around 1993 when the market had bottomed, you would have taken those already obscene profits and used them to scoop up everything you could buy, with both fists, and at bargain basement prices. And you would have made a second fortune.

Fast forward 77 years and it's 'deja vu all over again.' At least, that's the way it looks from here in Stubby's Trading Bunker!

 

So stay awhile and enjoy the monetary infotainment philosophical rants and pokes at the establishment. While you're at it, check out our Forex currency market and stock market forecast services, intended to help you 'float your boat' both now and when the tsunami arrives.

 

Got a question, comment, article, web site to share, complaint or idea? Write to Stubby and let me know. All e-mails are welcome.

 

Thanks again for visiting. Don't take any wooden nickels, keep your elbow to the wheel and your nose to the grindstone (good luck working in that position), and may the farce be with you.

 

Sincerely,

 

Stubby Candles

 

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