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The Tao of Trading


-- by Stubby Candles

 

For best results, light an aromatic candle, dim the lights, sit cross-legged with your fingertips gently touching, close your eyes and try to envision the pip. Breathe deeply, slowly in and out, as you get in touch with the hidden trader within ...

(Let's listen in as you meditate along with your trading guru)

You:  I believe trading is a process.
Guru:  You are reaching your calm inner place, my child. Keep your focus. Envision the pip.

You:  I believe in proven methodology.
Guru:  Excellent! Affirmations will only strengthen your inner resolve.

You:  I believe one bad trade is just that.
Guru:  Positivism is the sign of an enlightened soul. Keep breathing deeply.

You:  I believe I can trade with confidence.
Guru: You're getting there now. Feel the love. Abundance is yours.

You:  I believe I am or will be a successful trader.
Guru:  You are contacting the essence of the markets.

You:  I believe I can identify and execute winning trades.
Guru:  Yes, yes. Keep going deeper. Focus on your breathing.

You:  I believe I can be successful, without being perfect.
Guru:  Only G*d is perfect. You are mortal, but G*d shares pips with those who believe.

You:  I believe I can achieve excellent results in my trading.
Guru:  You're getting stronger now. Your trading aura is brightening.

You:  I believe I am personally responsible for my trading results.
Guru:  Responsibility is a sign of enlightenment. Perfection is within your reach.

You:  I believe my trading performance does not reflect on my self-worth.
Guru:  God loves all traders, and you are a trader.

You:  I believe that by believing in myself, I possess the ultimate trading edge.
Guru:  You and the pip are now becoming as one.

You:  I believe this #!%&*!! indicator had better come back in my direction, right now!!!
Guru:  Whoops, you opened your eyes my child. Always remember to use stops and limits while meditating. And don't forget to write down your trades before assuming the lotus position. Please replenish your account and start over. Visa or Mastercard?