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Welcome to Stubby Candles' Convenient One-Stop
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YOU HAVE REACHED the end of the financial internet containing the truth about paper money and other super scary stuff about the economy you're not supposed to see. Proceed at your own risk. Seriously bummed? Click here.

If you like money but are scared to really love it...
Is money the root of all evil or just a significant improvement over poverty? Is the economy being manipulated by powerful, hidden forces? (want in on the action?)

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Warm welcome message
Who is Stubby?

Is Stubby a capitalist?
Stubby writes for LaptopAmerica!

Meet the average
small investor

Panic Along With Stubby!
Federal Reserve
Fiat Fate
Hyperinflation
National Debt
Peak Oil
Pension Crisis
Realty Bubble
Social (in)Security

The Mogambo is right.
The dollar really is freakin' doomed!!!
Buy Gold!

So what did you expect to find on a Home page?

TV News or Stubby News?

StubbyCandles.com is dedicated to keeping you on top of the real economic news, not the heavily filtered, pre-digested pabulum you are permitted to know while seated in a near-catatonic state in front of that light-emitting beam in your living room.

Pre-Stubby

Leaving aside the issue of whether any elected politician can legally prescribe financial advice without a license, President George W. Bush recently instructed Americans to go out and consume to help the economy.

Here we see a taxpayer watching the CIABCNNBCBS news network. This taxpayer has not yet been fleeced and is hanging on to Mr. Bush's every word as the President explains his vision of the future of the 'Amurkin' economy in his Annual Address To Congress.

Let's tune in...

The President: 'Inflation risin'? Dow teeterin'? Dollar collapsin'? Unemployment escalatin'? Housing starts fallin'? Gasoline prices skyrocketin'? Social Security failin'? There's nuthin' to worry about. It's all just a coincidence. Go back to sleep, and God bless each and every one of you.'

Announcer: 'Thank you Mr. President.'

Post-Stubby

Here we see some rapidly awakening Americans after proper financial education resulting from frequent visits to this web site.

Any Questions?

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