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Who is Stubby?

Is Stubby a capitalist?
Stubby writes for LaptopAmerica!

Meet the average
small investor

Panic Along With Stubby!
Federal Reserve
Fiat Fate
Hyperinflation
National Debt
Peak Oil
Pension Crisis
Realty Bubble
Social (in)Security

The Mogambo is right.
The dollar really is freakin' doomed!!!
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Stubby's Guide to Safe Forex

-- by Stubby Candles

Q: Do I have to be married to safely trade the Forex?
A: No. Although married people engage in Forex quite often, there are many single people who trade with complete strangers every day.

Q: My parents say they never traded with each other when they were young and were only allowed to memo each other until they were twenty-one. How old do you think someone should be before s/he can trade?
A: Trading can be performed at any age, once you learn the correct procedure.

Q: If I trade by myself, will I go blind?
A: Certainly not... as far as I can see.

Q: There is a place on our street where you can go and pay to trade. Is this legal?
A: Yes, many people have no other outlet for their trading and must pay a 'professional' to trade for them when their needs become too great.

Q: Is it true that trading is the world's second oldest profession?
A: No, it is the world's oldest profession, starting when Adam traded a rib for Eve.

Q: Should a covering hedge always be used when trading?
A: Unless you are really sure of the one you're trading with, a cover hedge should always be used to insure safe Forex.

Q: What happens when I incorrectly trade prematurely?
A: Don't panic. Many people become excited and prematurely 'pull the trigger' when they haven't traded in a long time. Just start over. Most people won't mind if you try again.

Q: If I have both a personal and a business trading account. Can my trades become mixed up?
A: Being bi-Forexual can be confusing, especially when you are short in one account and long in the other. But as long as you use a hedge with each trade, it's probably OK to go both ways at the same time.