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Welcome to Stubby Candles' Convenient One-Stop
Financial Conspiracy Theory Rest Area.

YOU HAVE REACHED the end of the financial internet containing the truth about paper money  and other super scary stuff about the economy you're not supposed to see.  Proceed at your own risk.  Seriously bummed?  Click here.

If you like money but are scared to really love it...
Is money the root of all evil or just a significant improvement over poverty? Is the economy being manipulated by powerful, hidden forces? (want in on the action?)

Make Money Along With Stubby! Profit obscenely from the coming financial apocalypse, riding markets up and down for fabulous profits (offset by the occasional stomach-churning loss) as the global economy collapses all around you.

Watch In Sheer Amazement! ... as Stubby's most dire admonitions about finance, politics and the entire socio-tragicomic human condition come true.

Like Having a Financial Fantasy Theme Park In Your Own Home! Take your life savings on exciting rides like the lucrative Coaster of Doom (Wall Street).  Wander terrified through the Mansion of Monetary Mirrors (the Fed).  Experience Stubby's stomach-churning favorite, Magic Money Mountain (Forex).  Then take a spin on the Little Duckie Merry-Go-Round (CDs and index-matching mutual funds), the ever-popular choice of money managers committed to hanging onto their clients' money no matter how poor the performance!

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Panic Along With Stubby!
Federal Reserve
Fiat Fate
Hyperinflation
National Debt
Peak Oil
Pension Crisis
Realty Bubble
Social (in)Security

The Mogambo is right.
The dollar really is freakin' doomed!!!
Buy Gold!


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 Risk!
 

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WARNING! —-- There is risk in all forms of trading and investing. Things could go horribly wrong at any moment and you could end up losing everything.

 

Example #1: You trade your time for a paycheck and they let you go.

Example #2: You invest years in a college degree and end up driving a cab.

 

See what we mean? I tell you, it's a jungle out there...

 

There is even risk in getting out of bed in the morning. You could drop your electric clock radio into your chamber pot and electrocute yourself. Which is why Stubby urges everyone to...

 

PROCEED WITH CAUTION! —-- Once you feel mentally prepared to enter Stubby's free-fire economic zone, he invites you to follow along day-to-day as he trades the Forex currency market, buys and sells stocks and mutual funds, reads alarming (yet potentially profitable and therefore exciting!) economic news at obscure web sites at the very end of the Internet (stay on top of the latest economic doom and gloom here), issues trading alerts and forecasts, gets interrupted by his adorable home schooling children whom he fears may be smarter than he is, and listens to commuter traffic reports on the radio as an alternative to lesser forms of entertainment.

 

POSTING NOTES:
• Latest entry is always posted at the top.
• All times listed are U.S. Eastern time (New York City; GMT -5). If it's 12:00 Noon in the Big Apple it's 7:00AM in London. British traders are just getting onto the commuter bus and Stubby is still sawing wood.
• Trading and forecast performance reports are in Adobe file format.

• Performance report history is always 24 hours old, otherwise folks could just download today's report without subscribing and Stubby would go broke and end up in the Poor House.

• Get the free Adobe reader here.
• To Open a report in place, click (or double-click) a link.

• Enlarge view to 800%; larger if you are over age 50. ;-)

• To download a report, right-click a link, select 'Save Target As' and pick a spot on your computer where you can find it again.
 


 

TRADING STOCKS, FUTURES, OPTIONS AND SPOT CURRENCIES INVOLVES SUBSTANTIAL RISK AND THERE IS ALWAYS THE POTENTIAL FOR LOSS. YOU MUST BE AWARE OF THE RISKS AND BE WILLING TO ACCEPT THEM IN ORDER TO INVEST IN THE FOREX, FUTURES AND OPTIONS MARKETS. UNIQUE EXPERIENCES AND PAST PERFORMANCES DO NOT GUARANTEE FUTURE RESULTS! YOUR TRADING RESULTS MAY VARY. NO REPRESENTATION IS BEING MADE THAT ANY ACCOUNT WILL OR IS LIKELY TO ACHIEVE PROFITS OR LOSSES SIMILAR TO THOSE DISCUSSED ON THIS WEBSITE. BECAUSE THE RISK FACTOR IS HIGH TRADING THE FOREIGN EXCHANGE MARKET TRADING, ONLY GENUINE 'RISK' CAPITAL SHOULD BE USED IN SUCH TRADING. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE EXTRA FUNDS THAT YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE, YOU SHOULD NOT TRADE IN THE FOREIGN EXCHANGE MARKET. FOREX, FUTURES AND OPTIONS TRADING HAVE LARGE POTENTIAL REWARDS, BUT ALSO LARGE POTENTIAL RISK. NO "SAFE" TRADING SYSTEM HAS EVER BEEN DEVISED, AND NO ONE CAN GUARANTEE PROFITS OR FREEDOM FROM LOSS. DON'T TRADE WITH MONEY YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE. THIS WEB SITE IS NEITHER A SOLICITATION FOR, NOR AN OFFER TO BUY/SELL FUTURES OR OPTIONS. THE PAST PERFORMANCE OF ANY TRADING SYSTEM OR METHODOLOGY IS NOT NECESSARILY INDICATIVE OF FUTURE RESULTS. HYPOTHETICAL OR SIMULATED PERFORMANCE RESULTS HAVE CERTAIN LIMITATIONS. UNLIKE AN ACTUAL PERFORMANCE RECORD, SIMULATED RESULTS DO NOT REPRESENT ACTUAL TRADING. ALSO, SINCE THE TRADES HAVE NOT BEEN EXECUTED, THE RESULTS MAY HAVE UNDER OR OVER COMPENSATED FOR THE IMPACT, IF ANY, OF CERTAIN MARKET FACTORS, SUCH AS LACK OF LIQUIDITY. SIMULATED TRADING PROGRAMS IN GENERAL ARE ALSO SUBJECT TO THE FACT THAT THEY ARE DESIGNED WITH THE BENEFIT OF HINDSIGHT. NO REPRESENTATION IS BEING MADE THAT ANY ACCOUNT WILL OR IS LIKELY TO ACHIEVE PROFITS OR LOSSES SIMILAR TO THOSE SHOWN.